Jay Boller
TagNew Lunchables Ideas for Today’s Kids
All Cricket Lunchable! Cricket ham, cricket crackers, cricket cheese and a cricket toy made out of crickets.
The ~Retro~ Lunchable: A s..
We Tried to Think of Punny Ways to Say “Gale is Hotter than Peeta”
-I have a full Gale-force boner
-Gale… more like… Waaaale you go out with me?
-Don’t want that Peeta up in my hummus.
-Re-GAI..
Things Minnesotans Get Emotional About
Being more than a flyover state
Happy hours
Parking
New foods at the Minnesota State Fair
Potholes
Condo construction in Di..
Messages to Have Laser-Engraved On Your iPad Mini
My other iPad is huge I promise.
Please fill the void.
Here lies print.
Come at me, Kindle.
Dick may be larger than i..
Hipster Pope Names
Pope Cumberbatch VIII
Pope DIIV
Pope John Paul Collective
Pope Austin SXSW
Pope Warby Parker I
pOpE
Pope Indifferent..
Hot Tips for Making Jesus Sound Cool to Today’s Youth
Give Jesus an outline tattoo of Nazareth on his forearm.
Tell kids that the Jesus lets them experience the holy spirt in “retina di..
52 Things From the 90s That No One Misses
“Hidden tracks” after ten minutes of silence at the end of albums
Dial-up Internet, and the sound it made
Vice President Dan Qua..
Predictions for 2013
Melbourne hipsters become a thing
Lena Dunham and Azealia Banks have brief affair; it doesn’t end well
iOS viruses
Record pla..
13 Things We Were Indifferent to in 2012
Soccer
Ke$ha
Ancient Mayans
Pee-Wee Herman’s short-lived comeback
Gluten
Oxford English Dictionary naming “GIF” word of..
Ph. DJ Names
DJ Annotated Syllabi
DJ Cunttural Hellativism
DJ State Loan
DJ Dean Impresser
DJ Peer-Reviewed Study
DJ Knowledge Piñata
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Other Minor Fast Food Chains Announce Political Stances on Sex Things
-Burger King wants you to do masturbation your way
-Annie’s Pretzels takes a stance against the stereotype that flexible people are..
Increasingly Desperate Lines for Hitting On Your Hot Handyman
“Drill, baby, drill!”
“You can maintain my facilities any time!”
“I think you’ve got a kink in your hose.”
“Oh, let me get th..