
We Tried to Think of Punny Ways to Say “Gale is Hotter than Peeta”
-I have a full Gale-force boner
-Gale… more like… Waaaale you go out with me?
-Don’t want that Peeta up in my hummus.
-Re-GAIL me with a guy hotter than Peeta
-Hems’ worth at least 3 Peetas
-I’d take Gale’s pole in my pail before I’d let Peeta poke a piece of peen in me.
-More like ‘Peeta Mel-NARC.’ Let’s Gale down this weekend.
-Save a Peeta ride a Gale
-You know why Gale’s a miner? He loves to go down. You know why Peeta’s a baker? Because he’s lame.
-What’s hotter than Peeta? Most things.
-Gale is so hot HE’S the one that incinerated District 12.
-Nail a Gale, delete a Peeta.
-Peeta, why don’t you go grab something to drink while Gale and I talk about global warming in the backseat of your car ok thanks.
–Becky Lang, Lisa Olson , Jay Gabler, Jay Boller, Sarah Harper