Memes on mudflaps
Bud Light Platinum, straight up with two olives
Mariachi pontoon parties
Jamba Juice with A..
When It’s OK to Kick Someone in the Testicles
– If anyone is putting you in a position of peril.
– If you’re trying to get someone t..
Progressive enough to know how to use several contraceptives/ be into lesbian stuff
Has enough boobs to hold up a tube..
I recently parlayed some Halloween costume facial hair into “the real deal.” Here are my findings:
– I look like I work sh..