Tag: Jay Boller
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What’s Hot This Summer
Memes on mudflaps Bud Light Platinum, straight up with two olives Peen coozies Mariachi pontoon parties Jamba Juice with Adderall boost Jundies (jean undies) Doing it on the median Robot butlers Wearing a Selena Gomez mask Instagram porn Dissing music festival lineups Barack Obama’s ass Mitt Romney’s a$$ Lucky Boo feet Skipping the beach to…
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When It’s Ok To Kick Someone in the Testicles, and When It’s Not
When It’s OK to Kick Someone in the Testicles – If anyone is putting you in a position of peril. – If you’re trying to get someone to duck quickly should a cannonball, glob of acid, etc. be heading their way. – If you’re smushing a Black Widow that’s about to bite someone in the…
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Pros and Cons of the Simpsons Characters We’d Like to Fuck
Lisa Pros: Progressive enough to know how to use several contraceptives/ be into lesbian stuff Has enough boobs to hold up a tube dress, it would seem How artfully can a saxophone be used in the bedroom? Cons: Spikey head probably leads to many oral sex injuries Probably wants to listen to jazz all the…
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Pros and Cons of Having a Goatee
I recently parlayed some Halloween costume facial hair into “the real deal.” Here are my findings: Pros: – I look like I work sheet metal. Those guys make serious coin. – When I look in the mirror, I think “Here’s a guy that won’t B.S. ya one bit!” – I look sorta look like an…