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My PhD Defense Gift Registry
Because damnit I’ve worked for six and a half years for this friggin’ thing and I deserve some prezzies.
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– A copy of the 250 d..
Other Exits That Are Probably Going to Happen Now
Texit
Quebexit
New Mexit
Hawiixit
Switzerlaxit
One Direxit
Fraxit
Bexit
Aborxit
Hodor
Where Your Ass Gets Taken When You Fuck Various Celebrities Good
Beyoncé: Red Lobster
Shia LaBeouf: a conceptual “restaurant” at PS1 (livestreamed)
Carly Rae Jepsen: a Chuck E. Cheese that she book..
Five Reasons Golf Is Not Actually the Most Boring Sport
1. Every course is different
There is no major sport where differences in the playing fields are as significant as they are in golf. No..
Things “WTF” Could Stand For Besides “Where They From”
What Trump Foams
Who’s the Force? starring Tony Danza and Carrie Fisher
Why Think First?
What?! That’s Funky!
Weiners Taste Fu..
8 Things that Might Happen in the New Star Wars
1. The soundtrack will be the original John Williams music as covered by Ryan Adams
2. Emoji subtitles
3. The dark side will be bree..
Better Names for Generation Z
Amandla’s Army
Generation Phablet
More-lennials
Generation AEIOU and sometimes Y
Generation Zed*
The Soylent Generation
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Lesser-Known Wedding Traditions
1. The Candlelit Sister Kiss
2. Bridal and Groomal Belly Bump
3. The Yellers Yell of Eternal Flaggelation
4. The Dance of Mr. Fun..
How We Imagine Harry Potter is Spending his 35th Birthday
Experiencing erectile dysfunction due to mid-life malaise.
Watching Albus Severus’s Quidditch game and muttering “I would have caught t..
18 Things Sarah Michelle Gellar Would Be Doing on Instagram if I Were in Charge of Her Social Media/ Life
1. Spinning hook kick slow-mos.
2. Slowly falling in love with off-limits men while putting on a tough exterior.
3. Looking pissed off a..
New Lunchables Ideas for Today’s Kids
All Cricket Lunchable! Cricket ham, cricket crackers, cricket cheese and a cricket toy made out of crickets.
The ~Retro~ Lunchable: A s..
Types of applause people get at graduation
The bro whoop
A bunch of guys yelping it up like the Cowboys just intercepted on the 20-yard line.
The sorority
A bunch of girls ..