A Love Letter to These Fuckin’ Lil’ Weenies
My Dearest Lil’ Weenies,
When I saw you at the grocery store prior to my drive up north for a nice long weekend in a warm cabin, I knew..
5 Fun Ideas for Those Thanksgiving Leftovers!
Happy end of the beginning of the holidays, readers! The extended family has gone home, all your cleverest strategic hiding spots for bott..
Suggested rebrands for foods with image problems
Beef supreme sandwiches
If you like hamburgers, you’ll love beef supremes. Imagine a burger where the sauce isn’t dripped on top, but i..
What Your Choice of Drinking Water Says About You
Tap water: You’re walking around annoying everyone by saying in a loud Larry David voice, “That’s right, nothing like a glass of that good..
Ten Reasons Why I Will Never Be Unhappy In a Jamba Juice
- The cool, or warm, climate: the corporate-backed promise that I will never be made to sweat or shiver unnecessarily while I choose, p..
A.B. Dining: How to Make a Totino’s Taco
– featuring Katie Sisneros; directed by Jay Gabler
Reviews of the Last 5 Things I Ate
McDonald’s Chipotle Barbecue Snack Wrap with Grilled Chicken:
The concept of ‘snack items’ at fast food restaurants always makes me w..