
Things Minnesotans Get Emotional About
Being more than a flyover state
Happy hours
Parking
New foods at the Minnesota State Fair
Potholes
Condo construction in Dinkytown
Crop reports
Camp Snoopy
Pedal Pubs (love or hate)
Bars (the edible kind)
Josh Hartnett’s unibrow
Our hip-hop scene
Dan Wilson’s songwriting
Still voting for Walter Mondale
The Quadriga
Topping lutefisk with cream gravy (instead of using melted butter like a godless Norwegian)
Wild rice
“Up north”
When “up north” is actually west, east, or south
Swimmer’s itch
Curling
’87/’91 Twins
The North Stars logo
Being reduced to stereotypes
Anything with the word “Fargo” in it
The Mighty Ducks
The Dayton’s auditorium Christmas show, back when it was different every year
DQs being shuttered for the winter
Coming around the corner on Highway 169 and spotting the Green Giant
Slam poetry
Ice dams
Asian Carp
The actual location of Lake Wobegon
Getting circled by Bert
The final Holidazzle
How much like your dad the mayor is
Minneapolis vs. St. Paul farmers’ markets and their rules about how far away the food can come in from
Michele Bachmann
“The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald”
The weather, every goddamn day
– Jay Boller, Jay Gabler, Becky Lang, Lisa Olson, and Emily Weiss