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First Draft of Jason Derulo’s “Want To Want Me”
(Intro music)
(Derulo…)
It’s so hard to sleep
I, Jason Derulo, got the sheets on the floor
Listen to me, I’m Jason Derulo,
And ..
An Out-of-Touch Person’s Observations at the Vans Warped Tour
I went to the Vans Warped Tour today to hang out with my boyfriend, whose band Koo Koo Kanga Roo has been along for the whole ride. I’ve n..
What It’s Actually Like to Karaoke Bonnie Tyler’s “Total Eclipse of the Heart”
Every one of us, at some point, comes to the conclusion that it is a good idea to karaoke Bonnie Tyler’s seminal hit “Total Eclipse of the..
How the Replacements reunion made me feel like I finally belong to my generation
I was raised in a strict, Evangelical Christian home where rock and roll was the Devil’s music and my parents fought over having a televis..
What Meat Loaf Won’t Do for Love (And Why It’s Creepy)
Any time a drunk moron is sloshing a bottle of Bud Lite around while gesticulating wildly at a karaoke bar, s/he is probably doing so beca..
More Details About The (Still Mysterious) Minneapolis Taco Delivery Service Taco Cat
This week in Minneapolis-is-kinda-Portlandia-ish news, word started spreading about a new bike delivery taco company called Taco Cat (..
Top Five Signs That Macklemore Is Being Held Hostage by the Illuminati
The annual Grammy Award Ceremony is an exciting event in which industry movers and shakers get together to enjoy performances by the year’..
New Kids on the Block: The Best Quotes From Their 1989 Group Biography
“The demand for them in Japan is so great, the Kids were flown there for the sole purpose of meeting fans, giving interviews to magazi..
Which “Please Come Home for Christmas” is For You?
The Eagles, 1978
I don’t know what it’s like to date models. I don’t know what it’s like to live in California in the 1970s and play ..
Chumbawamba: Where Are They Now?
Boff Whalley—vocals, guitar, ukulele and clarinet. Forming the anarchist pop act Chumbawamba from his former band Chimp Eats Banana, W..
I Tried Out to be the Lead Singer of a Prog Rock Band
People often mistake me for a musician. It’s probably because I’m tall and thin, and have the dark hair/blues eyes combo that makes me l..
What It Means to Be a Person Who Can’t Sing In Tune
People who can sing well think that you’re always joking about not being able to sing. Those who were born with the ability to effortl..