Predictions for 2013
Melbourne hipsters become a thing
Lena Dunham and Azealia Banks have brief affair; it doesn’t end well
iOS viruses
Record players in cars
Post-Millennial cohort becomes popularly known as “Generation Tavi”
Hook-up apps for seniors
Naked libraries
Christmas gets Christ-y again
Paparazzi catch Paul McCartney and Frances Bean Cobain canoodling
Multi-use washable toilet paper
Japanese teenagers in animal suits
Camilla Parker Bowles gets pregnant; everyone wonders how that happened, but then decides they don’t really want to know.
– Jay Gabler, except the Christmas one by Jay Boller