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CategoryDo Golfers Go To Heaven? (An Unfinished Novel)
There was once a great golfer named Bill Kilroy. Born in 1920 to a rich professor at the University of Minnesota and his lovely, respectab..
The Effects of Location on the Growth of Grass
I plan to monitor the growth of three samples of grass which I will place in different locations in my home. I will give these three sampl..
We Tried to Think of Punny Ways to Say “Gale is Hotter than Peeta”
-I have a full Gale-force boner
-Gale… more like… Waaaale you go out with me?
-Don’t want that Peeta up in my hummus.
-Re-GAI..
Loving Young Adult Lit Doesn’t Make It Perfect
About a week ago, Slate published an article that said adults should be embarrassed about reading young adult literature. Like many, I dis..
My Teenage Obsession With Junk Mail
My new job comes with a retirement account, which is blowing my mind for a lot of reasons, not least of which is that I now get legiti..
A Guide to Interpreting My Snapchat Selfies
Sad Face: Pay attention to me.
Sad Face with hand-drawn sad faces: Why don’t you love me/Snapchat me back?
Mirror Pic: I’m ..
Boobs, Sex, Drugs, and Skrillex – The (Non-Disney) Fairytale of “Spring Breakers”
Spring Breakers is a movie that is just like its trailer. And that’s something. A lot of movies have fantastic trailers and then you fin..
Just Some of Our Dream Netflix Categories
Dramedies about British Teenagers Who Call Each Other “Twat” a Lot
Disney Stars Gone Wild
Uses Kate Nash as Background Music
Le..
Researchers Say: We’re REALLY In Trouble Now
The Internet. Smartphones. Global warming. Terrorism. A polarized government. Teenagers today. These new and frightening phenomena ar..
My Stream of Consciousness While Surrounded by Tweens at a GROUPLOVE Concert
Oh no, I’m at the wrong concert. Did I buy tickets to iCarly? I’m pretty sure she sings. This could be her concert.
I’m having a s..
What Your Favorite One Direction Member Says About You
Harry Styles
Harry Styles looks like a mini Mick Jagger, or a skinny-jeans elf with taxidermy hair. According to my Tumblr search, ..