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When to Use Popular E-Mail Signoffs
Best used when seething with anger. Like when you wish you could punch your stupid cubemate in the face for being the loudest food..
There’s a thin line between being anti-Internet and anti-intellectual
Last night I was at the CC Club, and I found myself looking at a beer ad that proudly proclaimed, “140 characters—that’s a party, not a tw..
My Shittiest Games of Chess, Annotated (Volume 1)
My opponent on SparkChess was Claire, “your best partner for a quick game during the coffee break” with “a quick and friendly style.” ..
Personal e-mail addresses Hillary Clinton might have used as Secretary of State
Hipster Runoff is up for auction
Remember 2010? Spain won the World Cup, Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus still had their innocence, everyone was making Inception jokes, and ..
Ten Awkward Things You’re Hopefully Not Doing In Your Twitter Bio
Declaring that retweets are not endorsements. Maybe just don’t retweet neo-Nazis, and this won’t be an issue.
Declaring that your opini..
All right, Foursquare, I gave you five years. That’s enough.
My first check-in was at the Rondo Community Library in St. Paul: 3:15 PM on August 24, 2009. My last was at the Minneapolis Club: 7:01 PM..
iOS 8 Poetry
In Apple’s endless quest to make typing on a tablet 1/39th as easy as typing on a keyboard, they’ve released QuickType, otherwise known as..
Questions I Have for People Slightly Younger than Me About Snapchat
I really like technology. I grew up playing Ski Free and Crash Bandicoot. I even had a Pikachu pedometer in the fifth grade. I want to..
Thoughts While Browsing Men on Tinder
All of his photos are angled downward. Which means he’s probably shorter than everyone who’s ever taken a picture of him ever.
Best/Realest Tweets of December
Some brilliant bastard convinced humans they need to pay exorbitant amounts of money for big sheets of toilet paper to put inside boxes.
Best/Realest Tweets of November
is it possible that i have PTSD from being birthed
— Mira Gonzalez (@miragonz) November 28, 2013
long weekend! time to relax! but n..