13 Things We Were Indifferent to in 2012
Soccer
Ke$ha
Ancient Mayans
Pee-Wee Herman’s short-lived comeback
Gluten
Oxford English Dictionary naming “GIF” word of the year
Lindsay Lohan’s travails
Genocidal-dictator memes
Bret Easton Ellis vs. dead David Foster Wallace beef
Local celebrities
The phrase “local celebrity”
Fifty Shades of Grey takeoffs
White men
– Jay Boller, Jay Gabler, Sarah Heuer, Becky Lang, and Katie Sisneros