Sex
CategoryWhy Dating Athletes is Great and I Should Do It
Ok, let’s start with the obvious.
They’re hot.
You can see them from all angles on TV before you go to the trouble of meeting them, ..
Ten things you should know about asexuals
I am asexual. This isn’t me coming out of the closet, by the way—most of the people who know me already know this—and if you didn’t, I’m s..
What Meat Loaf Won’t Do for Love (And Why It’s Creepy)
Any time a drunk moron is sloshing a bottle of Bud Lite around while gesticulating wildly at a karaoke bar, s/he is probably doing so beca..
I Don’t Have a Boyfriend. I Have a Dom.
I’m in a relationship right now that’s hard to explain and even harder for those listening to understand. But I’d like to try.
I am a s..
Thoughts While Browsing Men on Tinder
All of his photos are angled downward. Which means he’s probably shorter than everyone who’s ever taken a picture of him ever.
Cargo sh..
Pros and Cons of Christmas Characters We’d Like to Fuck
Santa
Pros:
Has magic powers—if you know what we mean.
Likes going down.
He disappears by morning, but he always leaves a present.
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Questions to Ask Yourself Before Fucking Your Friend’s Ex
1. How serious was it? Did they share a Facebook profile pic? Had a pet been purchased as a mutual child? Did he cry when you revealed..
Insights from “The Red War on the Family” (1922)
“Monogamic marriage, with divorce granted only for good and sufficient reasons and not because one or both of the parties directly con..
My Dream Date with Benedict Cumberbatch
Benny (as I affectionately call him because we’re really quite close now after our three hour long text conversation that was largely ..
More Substance Abuse References Justin Timberlake Can Use to Flatter Jessica Biel
Girl, you’re like Skinny Girl margarita mix. Bitches on reality TV get so jealous of your jelly they want to put you in a blender.
Yo..
Signs She’s Not Cheating on You, Just Relax
She Reads You Her Text Message History. All girls are protective of their iPhones. It’s a gender thing, not a her thing. So she slams do..
Make Love to Me On the Back Cover of “The New Yorker”
“Oh, my, Antonio—with abdominals like these, it’s clear you’ve been playing squash!”
“Yes, I have, and I have spurned the crackpot ..