“Why are we sleeping in a tent in the barn?”
“Give those here.”
“The Oreos. Give them here.”
“Here you go, you fre..
I’ve only known of you a month but I feel like we’ve been through so much together. That said, I feel like our relationship..
Lucas turns and tosses in his two-piece button-down pajamas, his grey curls burrowed into his feather pillow. He thinks of his mother, and..
PURPORTED: “Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.”
PURPORTED: “Frankly, Scarlett..
I’m the brunette one. Or the blonde..
Trivia: This will get dirty whil..
I will not accept anything less than you being the tallest rubber plant in this room. Failure is not an option.
You are my only rubber ..
Yesterday, the New York Observer published Does the Novel Have a Future? The Answer is In This Essay! by recent lit star/ guy my boyf..
First of all, “I’d watch anything with party supplies.” This could have two possible meanings:
1) I would watch any kind of program or ..
Who let the dogs out? It was actually a dog. The “leader of the pack” had been planning their escape for months. It involved hard spag..
Woah there, ___(powerful animal)___, chill out for a second. I appreciate your ___(adjective)___, but I think it’d be best if you kep..
samantha from sex and the city: “What are you ladies ordering? Is it just me, or do ‘carrot shoots’ sound deliciously phallic?”