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Guessing How Many Sexual Partners People Who Buy These Forever 21 Products Had in the Past Year

 

0

Trivia: Liked Switchfoot back in the day

4

Trivia: It’s a gay man

WILD CARD, NOT SURE??

Trivia: This will get dirty while wearer is painting a house

3

Trivia: 2 were chicks

1

Trivia: Read Magic Attic Club books as a kid, I hope

0

Trivia: Makes her own candles, has thin, poofy bangs, her mom didn’t give her a bra until 9th grade and people called her “nipple girl”

6

Trivia: She’s not sure it’s six, but thinks so

3

Trivia: Bad at French but tells people she’s fluent

This really depends. Are we talking the black headband? Then maybe … like 4. But the zebra? That’s one wacky chick. Either zero or else about 8 people whose own yearly numbers are 1.

1

Trivia: She’s engaged, dummy

Becky Lang shops at Forever 21 a lot

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