Imagined Conversations
CategoryIt’s an Orgy! The O.C. Gang and The Care Bears – Who Pairs Off?
Ryan + Tenderheart Bear: Ryan is not at this orgy to mess around. He doesn’t want some weepy, mopey bear, or one that isn’t..
If John Lennon’s “God” Were Written Today
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I don’t believe in MySpace
I don’t believe in iPads
I don’t..
Stories The Tangential Won’t Write, Inspired By Stories We Have Written
A Guide To Fucking Your Grandma
10 Ways To Get Your Neighborhood Pedophile to Flirt with You on Facebook
10 Types of Ice Cream We Do..
Dirty Pickup Lines for Any Place You Might Happen to Run Into Josh Hartnett
Whole Foods. “You know, Josh, I like a boy whose nuts are all-natural.”
Planned Parenthood. “You come here often? Yeah, me neither..
The 10 Most Common Baby Names of 1987 – Where are They Now?
Michael – Michael is working at Verizon Wireless. On his breaks he walks to Dairy Queen to get a Butterfinger Blizzard. His metabolism..
Things the Antichrist Will Reveal Himself By Saying
“I don’t drink coffee.”
“I’m a social media marketing guru.”
“My Crocs need more Jibbitz.”
“Do Tegan and Sara ever hook up wi..
Dear All Boys
Hey. Girl here. Just chilling on my couch with my vagina, which you don’t have. This fact marks the most obvious difference between me and..
A Post-Breakup Pep Talk from a Dr. Pepper Lip Smacker
Honey, don’t be so sad. You have a one-of-a-kind sparkle with a glimmer of sass that no man can handle. Your softness is superior, and..
Are Our Generation’s Speech Habits Increasingly Insecure?
In pop culture dystopian novels about the future, like “Feed” and anything by George Saunders, people have a curious habit of ending d..
What’s going through the head of a tailgater on the freeway
Damn you, and damn the namby-pamby laws of this ballsless country that keep me from running you off the road and then pulling your mai..
What Popular Fast Food Chains Would Be Like in Bed
McDonald’s: You make your way to McDonald’s bed and it’s covered in stuffed animals. You start to clear them off and McDonald’s whispers, ..
Services Menu at The Tangential Inner Beauty Salon (Midwest Location)
Welcome to The Tangential Inner Beauty Salon. Before you enter the premises please remove your shoes as we believe that dirt from the so..