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CategoryWe’re Interview Magazine! Interview – Kanye West by Cornel West
WEST: This is really good champagne. Thanks for inviting me, guys. Really spacious Jacuzzi! These raspberries are rather succulent, ..
The Gayest Seeming Animals
Yesterday, Buzzfeed published a list of the 25 animals that actually scissor with their own gender on the regs. But who wasn’t a little di..
What These Dogs Would Be Into if They Followed “The Handkerchief Code”
Don’t know what the gay handkerchief code is? Get thee to this Wikipedia article, stat. (Does Encyclopedia Britannica have an entry like t..
Pros and Cons of Electing One of These Minnesotans for Prez
Michele Bachmann
Pros:
Can hypnotize polar bears with one gaze
Turns naughty children into salt statues
Speaks Parseltongue
Farts..
What I Imagine Certain Celebrities Might Smell Like
You see celebrities, you hear celebrities, but you never get to know what they smell like. (Only groupies get to know what they taste like..
An in-depth look at the fascinating world of today’s man
GET AN IN-DEPTH LOOK AT THE FASCINATING WORLD OF TODAY’S MAN. Join host Cris Collinsworth INSIDE THE VAULT™. A spirited new series explori..
Leaked: Ryan Seacrest’s Notes for Upcoming Show Pitches
Search for the America’s Coolest Culo
Hola culolitas! Is the world not ready for your jelly? Then this is the competition for you. We’l..
World War Disney! A March Madness Tournament of Cartoon Kingdoms
March Madness is back! You almost can’t escape all the March Madness talk, about the teams, and the brackets and whatnot. I don’t foll..
Not Coming to My Lisa Frank Birthday Party was YOUR LOSS
Oh, it’s you. I thought we were friends, but then suddenly you were just too busy on your Girl Scouts downhill ski trip to come to my birt..
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Sperm Pants
Hope all is well with you. These jeans have been through a lot on my trip to Italy. I was wearing them on an innocent night..
The MILF and the Miniwheat
The Tangential Interviews Lucia Imprescia: Manhattan Toddler Ill-Prepared for the Ivy Leagues
Nicole Imprescia, mother of four-year-old Lucia Imprescia, is filing suit against Manhattan’s York Avenue Preschool for not adequately..