Sarah Heuer
TagActs of Pitchfork Music Festival – One GIF Reviews
James Blake
So sexy we had to dance. The guy in the background complimented us.
Animal Collective
Dance-y. Stonery. Jammy.
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Ways of Getting a Slot at the Pitchfork Music Festival
Be part of a legendary band that broke up years ago; get back together as a new thing.
Be a legendary band that never broke up.
Imitate ..
We Talk to Elite Gymnastics for a Super Edition of END BAD DESIGN + DJ BAIT
We talked to James Brooks and Josh Clancy from Elite Gymnastics, a local group that isn’t boring/ doesn’t suck. Download their ..
Everything I Know About Harry Potter
I have never seen or watched a Harry Potter. Whoa, whoa, whoa…. refrain from throwing the nearest unanchored object at the computer…
90’s Equivalents of This Year’s Pitchfork Lineup
Ok, 90’s music mostly sucked. It was sincere and ooey-gooey, full of people in cargo tanks strumming guitars and loving fun and loving..
How To Be Used
I’m going to level with you. It feels pretty great at first. Why? Because you wouldn’t set yourself up to be used if you didn’t get so..
Ways GAYNGS could spend their $100,000 tour bus lawsuit settlement
Buying 100,000 bags of GAYNGS Funyons
Buying a vowel so they can be GAYINGS
Ordering GAYNGS logo thongs for everyone in the grou..
Inanimate Objects Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Love Child Probably Resembles
A chrome toaster with a buzz cut
A lunch box, but the plastic kind with a handle not the nice insulated kind
A refrigerator box ..
An Open Letter to Kylie Cinnamon Snow
I’ve only known of you a month but I feel like we’ve been through so much together. That said, I feel like our relationship..
Famous quotes, corrected
Mark Twain
PURPORTED: “Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.”
ACTUAL: “”
Rhett Butler
PURPORTED: “Frankly, Scarlett..
Strange but true birth certificate tales
Mid-day plane to Massachusetts
Several summers ago, my then-girlfriend and I planned a getaway to Montreal, to coincide with an academic c..
Creepiest Meats
Pate: Pate is like meat frosting. Except when you eat frosting you want it to taste like sugar and not how your mouth tastes after eat..