Sarah Heuer
TagThe Best MPLS Spots to Sneak in Your Own Booze
Nick & Eddie – There’s no corkage fee if you bring your own bottle of wine, but you don’t need to tell your friends that. Make them sn..
How to Quit Writing In How-To Format All the Goddam Time
SPOILER ALERT: This post gives away important parts of the movie “Frozen.”
1. Have a brainstorm on some kind of social media plat..
Repurpose Your Beauty Products
There comes a point in your mid-twenties when you realize that the thousands of dollars you’ve put into maintaining your unique version ..
More Cute Things Babies Could Say on Anti-Abortion Billboards
Anti-abortion billboards are pioneers not only in enforcing morality with militant cuteness, but in using daring blends of fonts in non-tr..
The Tangential How-To Guide: How to Pick Someone Up at a Dance Club
1. Get a drink.
2. Go to the middle of the dance floor. If your wingperson is of the gender you’re looking to pick up and is good-l..
A Sexy Friday Night Mad-Lib
It’s 7 p.m. and ___ your favorite show ____ just ended. You are taking the last sip of a ___drink____ and suddenly a car pulls up outs..
An Imagined Conversation Between Beyonce and Diplo
The internet is ablaze with rumors that Diplo will be working alongside Beyonce on the singer’s upcoming 4th studio album. Sources say t..
The Tangential Gets Tussed Up and Live Tweets ‘The Little Mermaid’
Last night, celebrity Har Mar Superstar took acid and went to a screening of Justin Bieber’s movie–in 3D. He live tweeted the event for..
X-RATED Valentines
Valentine’s Day as a grown up is tough. It’s not just about putting a Power Ranger card with a Ring Pop attached to it in all your classma..
Lost in Translation: What Two Crazy Women Say, Hear
General consensus among the men I polled recently (my dog) is that women are crazy. What makes us lucky here at The Tangential is that w..
Myers-Briggs Dating Field Guide
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Why you want one:They’ll sit inside and read Dostoevsky with you on a rainy day, they’re good curators of interests and they’ll f..
How to Convince People You're Not Interesting
1. Guys, exclusively wear t-shirts from your alma mater. Only deviate for first dates when you wear a red or blue ill-fitting polo shirt…