Heidi Thomasoni
TagSoundTown vs. Pitchfork: A Midwest Music Festival Throwdown
The Feel
When I first walked into SoundTown, I was met with a lot of space–a ton of wide-open, green space. I was overwhelmed by the..
Things Scott Feldstein Was Cooler Than in This Photo
Home video games
Dorothy Hamill
Mark Hamill
longboards
Christopher Cross
Eight-track tapes
Jimmy Carter’s accent
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My Brief, Tumultuous Past With Vodka
I’m not going to pretend like Vodka hasn’t been around the block; he’s a tramp, but the more I hate him, the more I love him. I hate t..
I Want To Write A Rom-Com Starring Angelina Jolie
I love you, Angie, which is why I need to do this for you. I’m sorry. It’s for the best, really.
You’re gorgeous, baby, but you loo..
What Your School Supplies Say About You
Lisa Frank Backpack, Trapper-keeper, Folders, Notebooks, Pencil Box, Pencils, Sharpeners, Erasers, etc.
The Lisa Frank collection app..
What I Think The Spice Girls Meant By “If You Wannabe My Lover”
I never associated the song “Wannabe” with anything more than a poorly choreographed dance performance in my living room until I decid..
My Friend, The Burlesque Dancer: A Mostly True Story
“I need your opinion on some outfits,” Lacy said.
She sounded out of breath.
“I’m biking to your place with all my stuff.”
La..
Tips for Dating A Blogger
Never ask to read what they’re writing. If they want you to read it, they’ll offer or post it online. A title and some bullet-points a..
Things That Seem Great in Theory But Probably Wouldn’t Actually Be All That Great in Reality
The GoGirl.
Working at a place that plays 80s soft rock hits all day.
Holing up in a cabin for a month to write a novel.
Dati..
On Being Cute
Apparently, as a child I spent my afternoons dumping out all my books before reading them and falling asleep in the pile. Pretty. Damn..
Thoughts I’ve Had While Getting Tattooed
Why did that paper need to know if I’m pregnant?
Could I be pregnant?
No.
Will this kill the baby if I am?
Crap.
Will I regret ..
How to Save Money and Maintain A Social Life While Unemployed and Finishing School
Find friends with money. I’ve got one of these, and if I’ve done something particularly amazing or nice, he’ll pay for my drinks. If h..