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The U of M sent me yet another speed dating invitation. The stats: June 16, ages 22-33, $25 (but only $15 for your friend hoping to s..

America’s Fewest Airport Terminals Named After Anti-Semites

Cherry Blossom Paradise

America’s Piety Capital

Smoothest City St..

Earwax Removal Kits. I can’t trust people who can’t trust themselves with a Q-tip. It’s a little stick with cotton on the ends. My cat eat..

Food. In my most recent marathon, I saw a guy wearing a shirt that said, “I run so Piper can have a healthy daddy.” That guy was total..

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-When you have to decide between fashion and eating, and yo..

I’m nearing the time when I’ll have to stop dilly-dallying with jobs and apply for one in the field I’ve actually chosen—teaching scie..

Eloping. The royal wedding will make you sick, though not from your champagne. In fact, the royal wedding is a lot like a normal weddi..

In junior high, we got a lot of our boy advice from a friend’s older sister, who never failed to provide us with inaccurate informatio..

Our response, as an open letter:

Hey, Man. I was flipping through the channels on the radio the other day, and I paused when I hear..