Becky Lang
TagAlternate Expressions for “Jumped the Shark”
Un-shot the tycoon (Dallas)
Brain-damaged the teen (Skins)
Replaced the Becky (Roseanne)
Married the brother (90210)
Lost ..
TV Shows Need to Stop Having Plots Where Girls Lie About Getting Raped
I feel like “lying about getting raped” is about as popular of a TV drama catalyst as “accidental pregnancy leading to quirky romance ..
Stupidest Pop Lyrics on the Radio Right Now
“If your heart is a pillow, this love’s the bed.” – Chris Brown, Don’t Wake Me Up
I wish we could just not wake up Chris Brown. “Shh ….
Hot Tips for Making Jesus Sound Cool to Today’s Youth
Give Jesus an outline tattoo of Nazareth on his forearm.
Tell kids that the Jesus lets them experience the holy spirt in “retina di..
52 Things From the 90s That No One Misses
“Hidden tracks” after ten minutes of silence at the end of albums
Dial-up Internet, and the sound it made
Vice President Dan Qua..
Leisure Activities of Céline Dion While Recovering From Sinusitis in Las Vegas
Googling the word “sinus” while drinking a smoothie with chia seeds.
Mani/pedi/acoustic jam in jammies night with Meat Loaf.
Get..
Things That Would Probably Be Sins if The Bible Were Written Today
Assuming that God would be worried about global warming, global overpopulation and douchebags rather than like, mixing wool and linen to..
How to Name Your Plants
1. Become lonely
Find a nice cozy spot between crazy hoarder lady lonely and precious child lonely. Live alone and desire something t..
Justin Bieber x SNL Drinking Game
-Any time Justin Bieber says – or sings – the word “girl” you have to drink
-Any time anyone references his hair, drink, duh
-S..
20 Ways to Be Myopic About Being In Your 20’s
I’m just as guilty of many of these as anyone, but hey, self reflection!
1. Constantly think of ways to give advice to people 2 years..
How People Following Different Diets Would Die in The Hunger Games
Vegan: Meditating in tree pose for 4 straight days while painted as a tree and then getting stabbed by the Paleo person who is like, “Wh..
Socially-Conscious White Hipster Hip-Hop Bugs Me – Here’s Why
I started thinking about this when Kreayshawn’s* Gucci Gucci came out. This lyric of the chorus sort of bugged me:
“Gucci Gucci, Loui..