Becky Lang
TagTop 10 Reasons to Still Wear Teva Flip Flops Despite Ridicule From Flip Flop Haters
1. They are made out of a magical, miraculous substance that conforms to the exact shape of your feet, making them insanely comfortable…
A No-Nonsense Guide to Analyzing Your Dreams
If you dreamt about:
Losing a tooth: You are horrible to your body and you know it, you drunk. And you smoke way too much.
Hooki..
Veganism is Going to Get a Lot Less Niche
I, like many Americans who worship Cheetos and chicken wings, used to think veganism was an oddball life choice. “You don’t want to eat ..
Why “That is Not a Word” is Not a Linguistic Argument
As someone who works in marketing, I often hear, “That is not a word,” spoken with the glee of ending an argument once and for all, a ..
Things I Imagine the 5-Year-Old Instagram Style Icon Would Say About Me Behind My Back
-What percentage of her wardrobe would you say is from Target? 110%? That’s where I buy my dog’s chew toys and nothing else.
-Her Ins..
3 Ways Millennials Contain Their Own Opposites
I work in marketing, where it is quite common to sit around talking about millennials for hours. I have noticed that there are some cont..
6 Reasons Why You Could Read Vampire Stories as Metaphors for Being Gay in an Intolerant Society
The idea that vampire stories could be cloaked narratives about homosexuality first occurred to me when I read M.T. Anderson’s Thirsty, ..
Let’s Stop Calling People Narcissists
Narcissist. I’ve been hearing this word thrown around a lot lately, whether it’s talking about people who take selfies, the celebrity ..
Talking Points on the New Arrested Development
1. Non-Linearity
Each episode of the this season of Arrested Development is a piece of a puzzle for a larger story that makes more and ..
How Long Your Car Alarm is Allowed to Go Off Before You Are Morally Worse than a Car Burglar
This is a sliding scale depending on how much your car is worth.
$50,000+: Ok, your car alarm can go off for awhile. I get it. Your..
Linguistic Reasons Why Pronouncing GIF with a Hard G is Just Fine
People who do not know anything about linguistics love to educate others on how incorrect their use of language is. “Your child is ‘do..
Things that Yahoo! Buying Tumblr Feels Like
-Your hot graphic designer friend who sometimes misappropriates Native American headdresses for fashion reasons saying she’s getting m..