Becky Lang
TagTranscript from the Show “Gals” by Lana Durham
MITZY: Hey, Betty do ya like my bloomers?
BETTY: Mitzy! Those bloomers are way too small on you. I can see your tuckus! Why are..
Nashville Drinking Game
-Drink every time Avery Barkley AKA Tuck Everlasting AKA Jonathan Jackson comes on. Finish your drink if he’s being a selfish jerk.
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Creative Gimmicks That Maybe Less People Should Be Copying
Being the writer who writes analytical essays about TV: Remember reading Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Puffs and having your mind blown by the w..
Substances on “Girls”
Girls came back tonight and the season two premiere centered on a party. A soiree. A shindig. And for people of the media-beloved “twent..
Tales of the One Mean Journalism Department in a Minnesota Nice Town
Only since leaving the college paper where I worked as an A&E journalist/editor for 3 years did I realize that Minneapolis has an impl..
Song Titles for the Next Taylor Swift Album
“Cardboard Girl (In Walgreens)”
“I Guess One of Those Three Billion Girls Was Prettier Than Me”
“Inevitable (for Justin)”
“My..
Worst Words and Phrases of 2012
file-sherpa
Google Loaf™
hit and runstress
IKEA face
foodness
kinseying
breakdinner
tiger scarf
middle sports
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Why the “Single, Female Lawyer” Archetype Guided My Whole Life
When I was a kid, I didn’t quite know what I wanted to do with my life. I figured I had to have some kind of job and get married. These ..
Upcoming Celebrity Diet Books
Tiny Fupa by Lena Dunham. Centers on getting peed on in the shower every morning so that you feel too demoralized/ busy blogging about..
Why The Internet Makes Karma Kind of, Sort of Real
In college I took a class called Human Behavior in Evolution, which was a tiny seminar taught by a Larry David-like teacher who liked ..
Talking Points: Django Unchained
There is something wonderful to me about stories that imagine what would happen if oppressed people took revenge on their oppressors. ..
American Manhood is Changing, and That’s a Good Thing
I remember when I was a kid, thinking “Girls can play anything and it’s ok, but boys only get to play about half the games.” If a boy ..