Better Names for Infomercial Products
I get a happy feeling when watching infomercials. They are a playplace of miraculous noodles, people whose buttons have popped off their p..
Quiz: Which website will make you laugh hardest?
A banana peel is left lying on the ground. What happens next?
a. A plane crashes into it.
b. Someone likes it.
c. Snacks the Cat poops o..
Modern Relationships According to Netflix
All relationships can be boiled down to five stages of Netflix watching. If this does not apply to you, you are highly irregular, and yo..
Names My Parents Could Have Given Me if They Wanted Me to Be a Real Man
Bison
Slate
Coal
Gash
Jesus
Domino, Ruler of Women
Raw Paws McFatlip
Manifer
Todd Palin
–Jason Zabel used to paint his nails with clear ..
Think You Might Be a Shitty Drinker?
Some humans are not blessed with the ability to consume fourteen PBRs in one night and wow a room full of potential sexual partners by pe..
So You Want to Write in a Secret Code?
Do you ever get mad at the alphabet? Do you feel like it could give you more? Like the letter “e” just isn’t “e” enough for you? Me too…
Meme Predictions for 2011
Memes are to the Internet as Amanda Bynes is to Nickelodeon: the bewildering and unholy offspring of something I find generally pretty nif..
The last night of the 501 Club, told in the style of Justin Taylor
It didn’t have to be this way, I think, as another man’s wife dances next to me on the stage of the 501 Club. It didn’t have to end this w..
Six Degrees of Separation: Baby Jesus to Mark Mallman
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–Katie Sisneros totally fell in love with Mark Mallman at the First Avenue 40th birthday show.
Ten "fuckyeah" Tumblrs that surprisingly don't exist, and two that surprisingly do
Surprisingly doesn’t exist: fuckyeahlunchladies.tumblr.com
Hot Button Hernando and the Missing Snack
Mary finds that one of her favorite treats is completely undocumented on the Internet. She searches many sites, tries several spellings ..
So You Don't Want to Do the Number One Best Thing to Do Tonight?
Believe me, there are some good things to do tonight. I’m talking about fun shit. Serious fun. For example, back tattoos. They are going ..