An Imagined Dialogue with a Critical Thinker, Regarding Problems with My End of the World Piece
CT: Becky, Treatsa Pizzas don’t exist anymore.
Me: Well, for the last week of EARTH, I think Dairy Queen would bring them back.
CT: Bu..
Things I would realistically end up doing if I knew it were the last week of planet earth
I know I’m supposed to say I would have sex with the closest stranger I could find that resembled Johnny Depp, or shoot a bunch of her..
Excerpts from an Amateur British Cheese Diary
Leicester: From Amber Valley Farms, in Derbyshire, UK. Pronounced “Lester,” not “Lie-Chester,” like a creepy pedophile and not a dog ..
My car has been violated
This is not cool, bro. Took my driver’s-side mirror right the fuck off. Hanging by an electrical cord. If it wasn’t motorized, that shit..
Evolution of a Facebook Note
A Facebook note is like a tiny protozoa, efficient and self-contained until time and the Internet Rules of Increased Specificity eventuall..
This is my scene
My room is my scene. It’s my scene, okay? I’m hanging out with my people here. It’s me and my people. So if you’re one of my people, I w..
Creepy Video of the Day
Is it new? Is it old? Is it postmodern? By Ashleigh Nankivell, it won first place in some internet contest of the internets.
Names We Considered Calling this Blog
Clyde
Impregnated Fortress
Trill City
Shitty of Lakes
Three Loko
Daily Afflictations
Post-Modern Toasties
Brunch Balls
Bur..
We wanted to call this blog The Impregnated Fortress
But we’re still looking for a name.