So You Want to Write in a Secret Code?
Do you ever get mad at the alphabet? Do you feel like it could give you more? Like the letter “e” just isn’t “e” enough for you? Me too…
Meme Predictions for 2011
Memes are to the Internet as Amanda Bynes is to Nickelodeon: the bewildering and unholy offspring of something I find generally pretty nif..
The last night of the 501 Club, told in the style of Justin Taylor
It didn’t have to be this way, I think, as another man’s wife dances next to me on the stage of the 501 Club. It didn’t have to end this w..
Six Degrees of Separation: Baby Jesus to Mark Mallman
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–Katie Sisneros totally fell in love with Mark Mallman at the First Avenue 40th birthday show.
Ten "fuckyeah" Tumblrs that surprisingly don't exist, and two that surprisingly do
Surprisingly doesn’t exist: fuckyeahlunchladies.tumblr.com
Hot Button Hernando and the Missing Snack
Mary finds that one of her favorite treats is completely undocumented on the Internet. She searches many sites, tries several spellings ..
So You Don't Want to Do the Number One Best Thing to Do Tonight?
Believe me, there are some good things to do tonight. I’m talking about fun shit. Serious fun. For example, back tattoos. They are going ..
If Your Browser Could Rap
BITCH I’m your browser
Fuckin’ Chrome to the maxx
Figurin’ shit out like motherfuckin’ Doogie Howser
Don’t bookmark your Tumblr, you ..
Welcome to The Tangential
When something new comes along, people want to assess it about as fast as a Number Muncher crunches a number. As fast as Pac-Man eats a ..
How to Know if It's Time to Move Your Vault Full of Cash
You have a vault full of cash, and you’ve had it for a long time. You also put a toothbrush and a minibar size bottle of Smirnoff Raspbe..
It’s funny, but it’s the kind of funny that makes you think
Like Lolcats, but with extinct species.
Like a knock-knock joke where the punchline is, “Pizza chronic inebriate.”
Like a rubber..
Head Convos: Garrison Keillor Edition
JASON: I’M NOT SO SURE ABOUT GARRISON KEILLOR.
Jason: You’re not? And why’s that? Is it because he looks like a bulldog-rodent hybrid?
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