The Tangential

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–Katie Sisneros totally fell in love with Mark Mallman at the First Avenue 40th birthday show.

Mary finds that one of her favorite treats is completely undocumented on the Internet. She searches many sites, tries several spellings ..

Believe me, there are some good things to do tonight. I’m talking about fun shit. Serious fun. For example, back tattoos. They are going ..

BITCH I’m your browser
Fuckin’ Chrome to the maxx
Figurin’ shit out like motherfuckin’ Doogie Howser
Don’t bookmark your Tumblr, you ..

When something new comes along, people want to assess it about as fast as a Number Muncher crunches a number. As fast as Pac-Man eats a ..

You have a vault full of cash, and you’ve had it for a long time. You also put a toothbrush and a minibar size bottle of Smirnoff Raspbe..

Like Lolcats, but with extinct species.

Like a knock-knock joke where the punchline is, “Pizza chronic inebriate.”

Like a rubber..

JASON: I’M NOT SO SURE ABOUT GARRISON KEILLOR.

Jason: You’re not? And why’s that? Is it because he looks like a bulldog-rodent hybrid?

January 5th, 2010. An extremely inebriated female was pulled from the stage Wednesday night after clumsily trying to hump one of the pi..

CT: Becky, Treatsa Pizzas don’t exist anymore.
Me: Well, for the last week of EARTH, I think Dairy Queen would bring them back.
CT: Bu..