Six Childhood Conveniences Adults Should Stop Hating On and Adopt
In honor of what I can only hope will be the astronomical success of Forever Lazy adult jammers (complete with a friggin’ butt flap), the ..
Google Translate: Divining the Universal Truth
In order to Ouija board out the truth about life, the universe and everything, The Tangential took a spiritual letter from a local pas..
A bedside prayer over satin sheets
Why am I here, God? Why did You create me, and put me on this earth? I’ve been struggling with that question lately. I know You have a g..
Stop! Don't Do Anything Until You Know Your Sign!
Science gives us yet another reason why we should all be looking at it skeptically out of the corner of our eyes. According to the Minn..
Voices: Minneapolis, “Mom, Dad … I’m Gay”
Thank you for coming to dinner tonight. I’ve prepared some quinoa and bought some of mom’s favorite Arbor Mist. You may wonder why I’m d..
Because we care, Tangentially: Charitable causes supported by The Tangential
Public relations firm The:Hours is planting a tree in the Amazon rainforest for each copy sold of certain CDs; together, the trees const..
The Tangential How-To Series: How to Sleep
Sleep is when human beings, cats and possibly some other species close their eyes and practice death. They usually like to do this while..
Cabbage Patch Kid Adoption Rejection Letter to Darth Vader
Dear Mr. Vader:
We regret to inform you that your application for adoption of a Cabbage Patch Kid has been denied. As you are no doubt..
Celebrity comparison games inspired by movies other than "Black Swan"
Inspired by the movie Black Swan, pairing real-life celebrities in white swan/black swan combinations has become a popular party game am..
A Team Wins the Championship
The Orange and Navy Blue team won the Big Championship last night, defeating the Green and Yellow team that also plays the same sport…
Tangential Editor Up For Award of Hotness with the Prize of 1,000 Virgins
Minneapolis, Jan 11, 2010. Top news source WinkyLinks has released a classified list of the most coveted and fertile people in the small..
Better Names for Infomercial Products
I get a happy feeling when watching infomercials. They are a playplace of miraculous noodles, people whose buttons have popped off their p..