The Tangential

Do you ever get mad at the alphabet? Do you feel like it could give you more? Like the letter “e” just isn’t “e” enough for you? Me too…

Memes are to the Internet as Amanda Bynes is to Nickelodeon: the bewildering and unholy offspring of something I find generally pretty nif..

It didn’t have to be this way, I think, as another man’s wife dances next to me on the stage of the 501 Club. It didn’t have to end this w..

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–Katie Sisneros totally fell in love with Mark Mallman at the First Avenue 40th birthday show.

Mary finds that one of her favorite treats is completely undocumented on the Internet. She searches many sites, tries several spellings ..

Believe me, there are some good things to do tonight. I’m talking about fun shit. Serious fun. For example, back tattoos. They are going ..

BITCH I’m your browser
Fuckin’ Chrome to the maxx
Figurin’ shit out like motherfuckin’ Doogie Howser
Don’t bookmark your Tumblr, you ..

When something new comes along, people want to assess it about as fast as a Number Muncher crunches a number. As fast as Pac-Man eats a ..

You have a vault full of cash, and you’ve had it for a long time. You also put a toothbrush and a minibar size bottle of Smirnoff Raspbe..

Like Lolcats, but with extinct species.

Like a knock-knock joke where the punchline is, “Pizza chronic inebriate.”

Like a rubber..

JASON: I’M NOT SO SURE ABOUT GARRISON KEILLOR.

Jason: You’re not? And why’s that? Is it because he looks like a bulldog-rodent hybrid?