Voices: Minneapolis, “Mom, Dad … I’m Gay”
Thank you for coming to dinner tonight. I’ve prepared some quinoa and bought some of mom’s favorite Arbor Mist. You may wonder why I’m d..
Because we care, Tangentially: Charitable causes supported by The Tangential
Public relations firm The:Hours is planting a tree in the Amazon rainforest for each copy sold of certain CDs; together, the trees const..
The Tangential How-To Series: How to Sleep
Sleep is when human beings, cats and possibly some other species close their eyes and practice death. They usually like to do this while..
Cabbage Patch Kid Adoption Rejection Letter to Darth Vader
Dear Mr. Vader:
We regret to inform you that your application for adoption of a Cabbage Patch Kid has been denied. As you are no doubt..
Celebrity comparison games inspired by movies other than "Black Swan"
Inspired by the movie Black Swan, pairing real-life celebrities in white swan/black swan combinations has become a popular party game am..
A Team Wins the Championship
The Orange and Navy Blue team won the Big Championship last night, defeating the Green and Yellow team that also plays the same sport…
Tangential Editor Up For Award of Hotness with the Prize of 1,000 Virgins
Minneapolis, Jan 11, 2010. Top news source WinkyLinks has released a classified list of the most coveted and fertile people in the small..
Better Names for Infomercial Products
I get a happy feeling when watching infomercials. They are a playplace of miraculous noodles, people whose buttons have popped off their p..
Quiz: Which website will make you laugh hardest?
A banana peel is left lying on the ground. What happens next?
a. A plane crashes into it.
b. Someone likes it.
c. Snacks the Cat poops o..
Modern Relationships According to Netflix
All relationships can be boiled down to five stages of Netflix watching. If this does not apply to you, you are highly irregular, and yo..
Names My Parents Could Have Given Me if They Wanted Me to Be a Real Man
Bison
Slate
Coal
Gash
Jesus
Domino, Ruler of Women
Raw Paws McFatlip
Manifer
Todd Palin
–Jason Zabel used to paint his nails with clear ..
Think You Might Be a Shitty Drinker?
Some humans are not blessed with the ability to consume fourteen PBRs in one night and wow a room full of potential sexual partners by pe..