• We advised our readers, not once but twice, to leave garbage in their cars.

• We published 3 new authors, Jonathan Wilson, Poncho Peligroso and Stephen Tully Dierks. None of them are from Minneapolis, but they do know about fucking hipster girls, using social media as a game and Justin Bieber.

• The equation for naming indie bands was discovered.

• Anti-Abortion posters got some new ideas for cute things babies could say.

• Bill Murray was referenced.

• We gave some advice on getting guys to, finally, call you “chicken wing.”

• Readers learned the magic formula for writing on The Tangential.

• Cats are still peeing the bed! When will they stop?

• We released a study on The Different Types of Drunks, including the “The Person Who Begrudges Drinking and Thinks You’re an Alcoholic But Goes Straight to You When they Want to “Go Crazy”

Thanks for reading. Now it’s time for some alcoholic behavior, eh?