Imagined Conversations
CategoryCommon Application for College Admission: Supplemental Questions
In addition to the standard essay, we ask applicants to take a little more time to tell us about themselves. In return, we’ll take a l..
Headlines for a Lifestyle Magazine Aimed at Toddlers
HEADLINE: Why You’ll Never Suddenly Transform into a Girl
SUBHEAD: Worried you’re slowly going to lose your winkie? Here’s why it’s (..
A Love Letter to My Freshly Shorn Hair
Dear New Haircut:
Here we are! Back from your new haircut! Admiring ourselves in the mirror and wondering if the world will ever be..
Cute Things To Post on Social Media To Make People Unsure If You’ve Been Hacked or Not
Free iPad! Just visit here and answer this survey about getting your mom pregnant!
Look at this funny picture of you! It made me RO..
Dreams I May or May Not Have Just Had About The Tangential Staff
Becky Lang: I’m over at her house for tea. Becky has just poured me a cup, flicked me on the nose, and now she’s introducing me to the..
Wishing Elvis Happy Birthday On His Death Day: Michele Bachmann Clarifies
“Michele Bachmann opened her event in Spartansburg, South Carolina today by wishing Elvis Presley a Happy Birthday! How nice. The thing is..
I Want To Write A Rom-Com Starring Angelina Jolie
I love you, Angie, which is why I need to do this for you. I’m sorry. It’s for the best, really.
You’re gorgeous, baby, but you loo..
Michele Bachmann’s God Peruses Presentations at the American Sociological Association’s Annual Meeting
“The God of the Bible isn’t just about Bible stories and about Bible knowledge, or just about church on Sunday. He is the Lord of all of l..
How People Would Die in the Hipster Version of “Final Destination”
The initial disaster: A crew of music journalists are on their way to a secret warehouse party they learned about through a Facebook invit..
Should Bicycles Be Allowed to Exist? A Not-So-Mock Trial
Plaintiff’s counsel: I’d like to call my first witness: the city bus.
City bus: Yes. I am firmly of the opinion that bicycles shoul..
What Different Types of Internet Ads Would Be Like in Bed
Pop-Up Ad: After you turned down several of his friends who swarmed you at a bar like a bunch of chickens, Pop-Up Ad swooped in and sh..
Dear Body: Sorry I’m Boring
Dear Body,
Hey, Scrawny McPoochington! You and me, we go way back. We survived that one summer when I refused to wear kneepads when..