Cute Things To Post on Social Media To Make People Unsure If You’ve Been Hacked or Not
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Look at this funny picture of you! It made me ROTFL and then I cried quietly under my covers after taking double the recommended amount of Xanax.
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Shoot the corporeal manifestations of my guilt and win a free XBox 360!!!
Who is this a photo of? Me, Barack Obama or Lil Wayne!?
If you don’t click this button I will seriously go all Sigourney Weaver in Ghostbusters over this entire city.
Figure out your IQ score! I took this test and immediately got signed up for my own E! reality show.
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♥ ♥ ♥ Stop! If you read this and don’t repost it ur gay. ♥ ♥ ♥
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