Imagined Conversations
CategoryScott Caan’s Agent Pitches Some New Scott Caan Vehicles
An ABC Family movie of the week where Scott Caan plays a high school English teacher who rehabilitates prisoners by encouraging them t..
Craigslist: Casting – a Foxy Boxer with Coldsore for Abreva Commercial
Have you been told you have an infectious laugh and an even more infectious case of Herpes? Do you have an uppercut so strong, fast an..
If America Had a Tumblr Like Iceland’s
You can find Iceland’s Tumblr here.
June 30, 2011
Whatup,
America here. I decided to get a Tumblr because my country invente..
What if Senior Photo Shoot Locales Were Places They Actually Hung Out
Abandoned Railroad Tracks
On Tuesdays after school, my friends and I gather here to walk around forlornly in the Buckle’s new fall catalo..
Corporate Slogans I Would Consider Using as My Calling Card if I Turned into a Serial Killer
The Men’s Warehouse Killer: Just as I tightened the plastic cord around the neck of my unsuspecting victim in an undisclosed discount ..
Transcript From a Reading On My 2046 Book Tour
Thank you. Thank you all so much. This is a great crowd. I’ve been writing for a long time now, and I thought that tonight I’d share s..
It Ain’t Easy Being a Modern-Art Gumshoe
You think I asked for this job? You think my momma raised me to track down the frauds and crooks who skitter across the dirty underbel..
Willy and Meg: A One-Act Play About Dogs
Cast
WILLY: A male Boston Terrier
MEG: A female Boston Terrier
Setting
The interior of a house, around 3 PM. Present day.
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What Your Dog Is Trying to Tell You
…when he barks after you leave the house. Hey! Hey! Hey hey! Hey hey hey hey! Hey! Are you coming back? Hey, are you coming back? You’..
Passive-Aggressive Roommate Notes from Tyler, The Creator
Just So You Fucks Aren’t Confused, That Was My Lemonade You Took to Your Gay Picnic.
When You Take Long Ass Bubble Baths I Might Po..
I’m Sorry, I Thought You Meant the Other Kind of Camping
I just got your e-mail with the camping details, and I’m sorry, but I’m not sure this is going to work. I know I was really..
My Writer’s Group Meeting with Death
Tell me exactly what happened on the night of August 30.
I rode my bike to 847 Mount Prior Avenue in St. Paul, and was greeted at the..