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CategoryFive reasons Easter is better than Thanksgiving
1. The food is better.
I know this is debatable, but Thanksgiving has been getting an automatic pass on the best-holiday-food prize for t..
Things Prince Harry and Emma Watson have in common
Being super hot
A commitment to public service
They’re both ridiculously sexy
Super good-looking
Both previously dated ludicro..
The 20 Best Things About September
First bonfires of the season.
You get the fall color without having to rake any leaves.
Tangy chill cuts the summer heat but doesn’t..
Ten Actual Boutique Names in Annapolis, Maryland
The Framing of the Shoe
Hats in the Belfry
Re-sails
Be…Home
Snyder’s Bootery
CleaVe The BOUTIQUE
Bubbles For Hair
P..
More Helpful Craigslist Housing Categories
Unresolved sexual tension houses
Hook-up houses
Houses where everyone ignores each other
Houses where everyone hooks up and t..
Things People Have Actually Said to Me Because I’m Black
I’m a black woman. If you turn your gaze toward the top of my head you’ll find a lot of thick, tightly curled hair. I don’t know if th..
Questions You Ask Yourself During a Multi-Day Hotel Stay
Will the cleaning staff notice if I move…this? How about…this?
Is this what it would feel like to be rich and recently divorced..
Flaws That “Freaks” Have On Shows About Rich, Gorgeous Teens
Chin clefts
Parents who are both of the same race
Detached earlobes
2008 Audis
Dented cuticles
Eyebrows that haven’t be..
Ten Shampoo Brands That Sound Like Aliens Swearing in “Star Wars”
Fructis!
Jhirmack!
Gud!
TIGI!
Prell!
Rusk!
Aveeno!
Fekkai!
CHI!
Pssssst!
Exhibitors You’ll Meet at Your Local Art Fair
The Zen Master. She creates objects to inspire meditation: little Buddha statues, braided tapestries, water elements. Fortunately they..
The Royal Baby, and Other Great Georges in History
George Costanza. The inventor of Festivus, the beleaguered everyman, the philosopher. George Costanza proved to the world that you can b..
The Stupid Questions You’re Asked at Every Age, 1-40
1. “How big are you?”
2. “How old are you?”
3. “Did you poop in the toilet?”
4. “Is it naptime?”
5. “Do you like kindergar..