“You can’t make an omelet without breaking eggs. Every cook will tell you that.“ As spoken by Colonel Mustard in the immortal comedy C..
The Lawnmower Lazarus. That Lawn Boy hasn’t started since the Clinton administration, but this guy is absolutely fascinated by it. You..
Pussy: When Cats See Too Much
Porcelain: Accomplishments, High Scores and Mental Breakdowns on the Toilet
Why are you all starin..
“Cause it’s like you’re my mirror, my mirror staring back at me…”
This Dutch dragon CAN’T EVEN HANDLE IT RIGHT NOW.
Crankle – When the back of your ankles sting from sitting hard on the edge of the coffee table while you’re couched and watching Netfl..
– You got overzealous about exiting your bedroom and didn’t open the door wide enough before trying to walk out, and thus smacked your..
hit and runstress
Melbourne hipsters become a thing
Lena Dunham and Azealia Banks have brief affair; it doesn’t end well
Pee-Wee Herman’s short-lived comeback
Oxford English Dictionary naming “GIF” word of..
Because We Can—The Tour is the upcoming fifteenth concert tour by American rock band Bon Jovi. (Wikipedia)
Tom Cruise stars as an e..
Vegan Thanksgiving: Tofurkey and soy potatoes.
Gratuitously Carnivorous Thanksgiving: Bacon-wrapped turducken.
Charlie Brown Tha..
The young gun
Examples: Paul Ryan (R-Wisconsin), Sarah Palin (R-Alaska)
The young gun is sexy. S/he needs to have a 90% absence of p..