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CategoryThings That Freak Me Out, In Order From Most to Least Justifiable
My neighbors. They yell a lot and I can’t tell if it’s normal parent-child antagonism or Lifetime Network’s wet dream.
Crowds. Part..
Types of Married Couples
The ones who never gave up. There were a lot of times when it seemed like this relationship might not work out—the 32 breakups, those ..
More Name Suggestions for Shaun White’s Line of Stride Gum Flavors
White Guilt
Cinnamon Frontside Disaster
White Cola Crime
Oh gingerSNAP
Embarassmint
Truly Sorry For My Poor Behavior Mang..
Name Ideas for the Olsen Twins’ Upcoming Fragrance
It Sprays Two
Double Double Toilette and Trouble
You Got It, Dude
Grandma’s House
Indie Movie Cameo
Horse Amnesia
Sist..
10 Things I Think I Might Enjoy About Having a Pet Monkey
1. Watching the monkey try on my clothes just to annoy me, but joke’s on the monkey cuz he looks super cute in my Forever 21 dresses, ..
Apartment Neighbors: The Spectrum from Low-Frequency to High-Frequency
Low-frequency neighbors
Randy Rennt: Randy is your landlord, though he only remembers this on occasion. Half cross-eyed, bespectacl..
Things Everyone Thinks They’re the First One to Tell You
“You’ve kissed the Blarney Stone? People have peed on that, you know.”
“Your cat sheds all over the place.”
“The keg’s empty.”
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Other Minor Fast Food Chains Announce Political Stances on Sex Things
-Burger King wants you to do masturbation your way
-Annie’s Pretzels takes a stance against the stereotype that flexible people are..
Memoir Title Suggestions for Teen Celebs
Demi Lovato – Going to Rehab for All the Not-Fun Addictions (Barfing and Cutting)
Justin Bieber – Hey Girl Walking By This Shelf, S..
If U.S. Presidents Were Disney Characters
John F. Kennedy: Prince Eric
John and Eric grew up royally and spent their childhoods sitting on ornate palace balconies, wistfully l..
Future Taco Bell Lines to Rival Other, Hip Latin Food Trends
Fogo de Meat Product – Turn a paddle from green to red once you no longer want the guy at the drive through to continue shoveling diff..
10 Inanimate Objects that Could Play Christian Grey
– A Swiffer Wet Jet wearing a condom
-A pair of white Hanes wrapped around a pair of Spanx
-A pair of color contacts taped onto ..