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CategoryCaptions for This Photo of Kristen Stewart
“Trying to look deep and sad, but also tomboyish and resentful of my career.”
Tyra Banks had the ‘smize (smile with your eyes)’ and..
Giving HR Counseling to “Give Me Everything Tonight” by Pitbull & Neyo
Hello.
I think you both know why we’re here. We want to talk about some troublesome lyrics in your track, “Give Me Everything Tonight..
God Doesn’t Exist – This Week, Proving it with a French Fry
Here is why a french fry proves God doesn’t exist:
French fries and determinism: Lots of questions are brought up by french fries. ..
A Review of a Mid-Sized Farm Town’s Municipal Band
Arriving late on bike to the open-air ampitheater on the banks of the scummy creek, I found the Jefferson Municipal Band already midway th..
Putting Food Network Hosts Under the Hogwarts Sorting Hat
Paula Deen may be the consummate Hufflepuff. Hufflepuff is the home of the loyal and true and friendly and inclusive. I feel very certain ..
Actual Quotes from Bands’ Press Releases
Nipping at the heels of the first single which centered around Donivan Berube’s sultry baritone as a jubilant kickoff, this track dial..
SoundTown vs. Pitchfork: A Midwest Music Festival Throwdown
The Feel
When I first walked into SoundTown, I was met with a lot of space–a ton of wide-open, green space. I was overwhelmed by the..
Where “There” Might Be In Feist’s New Song “How Come You Never Go There?”
Canada
Wherever “there” is in, “Oh, do not go there!”
Home Depot
Your parents’ house
Talking about your guy friend who sig..
Ways to Celebrate the One-Year Anniversary of a Jar of Piss Being Thrown at MGMT
Throw an MGMT CD at someone who’s pissing.
Poop your collar.
For 24 hours, every time you encounter someone entering or leaving ..
How to Design a Shitty Concert Poster
1. Make sure it gets across as much information as possible.
List every single band, sponsor, food vendor, and all of the beers tha..
What I Think The Spice Girls Meant By “If You Wannabe My Lover”
I never associated the song “Wannabe” with anything more than a poorly choreographed dance performance in my living room until I decid..
Top Ten Cliché Shots in Rock Photography
The sign. Gotta get that marquee. (Example: The Hood Internet)
Up the nose. To hell with the front row, I can get you bathr..