Music/Snacks
Category
What Your Subway Sandwich Toppings Say About You
Meatballs: You are either a big straight dude in a white button-up shirt with sweat stains on it, or a girl who wants to be Liz Lemon…
The Blogger Cookbook, Vol. 1
Carles from Hipster Runoff: Go to Arby’s with your family. Tweet about it and watch everyone assume you’re being ironic.
5 Lies Songwriters Use to Get Unsuspecting Fans To Sleep With Them
1. This song was inspired by you/ex-girlfriend/national tragedy. Ok, so there are lone exceptions (Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young writi..
Recipe for a Best Coast Song
1. Ooh, ooh, ooh. Ooh, ooh, ooh.
2. Your cat.
3. Weed.
4. You miss guy.
5. TV.
6. Your cat.
7. Ooh, ooh, ooh. Ooh, Ooooh, ooh.
..
Psychological Evaluations of 80s Power Ballad Narrators
REO Speedwagon, Keep on Loving You
Obsessive Compulsive Personality Disorder coupled with a debilitating low self-esteem and select..
The People of Pitchfork—in GIFs (Part Four)
– Photos by Jay Gabler
Also see: Part One, Part Two, Part Three
The People of Pitchfork—in GIFs (Part Three)
– Photos by Jay Gabler
The People of Pitchfork—in GIFs (Part Two)
– Photos by Jay Gabler
Also see: Part One, Part Three, Part Four
Baddest Ass Bands to Have On Your T-Shirt in Middle School, Circa 1997
Pantera—This kid named Louie dropped out of parochial school and came to our lowly public school where the ceiling tiles dropped and ..
How Much Was Your Friday Night Like Katy Perry’s?
Did you awake with a stranger in your bed?
Was there a pounding in your head?
Was there glitter all over your room?
Were there pink..
DJ BAIT: Chrissy Murderbot on Misogyny, Booties, and “Fuck Dancing”
On Sunday afternoon at Pitchfork Becky and I spent some time hanging out with up-and-coming Chicago-based DJ Chrissy Murderbot. Incide..
The People of Pitchfork – in GIFs (Part One)
Our staff spent a lot of time on their iPhones. I captured GIFs of the most charming of hipsters using the new GIF Shop app, which I’ve ..