These days, you can’t go anywhere without hearing about Beyoncé and Jay-Z’s unborn child, a.k.a. “Destiny’s Child”, a.k.a. Bey-Jay II (whi..
“I wouldn’t give her any coolpoints, but I’d sure like to get my hands on ’em!”
“Bo Derek just got some work done, and she wants to..
You brought nachos?! You are the best type of human. Everyonelikes nachos. They’re my third favorite Mexican import (behind M..
Last week a commenter declared that I was “easily” the most unappealing writer on this website. So rather than fight it (haters gonna hate..
I was on an oak ridge, and in the distance there were boys singing about Elvira, or Amy, or some such person. They sounded sad and hap..
It’s been a while since we’ve seen each other, but I want you to know that I’m still thinking about you. I’ve been ..
Don’t get me wrong. I like the good stuff. My new favorite new band is Dirty Beaches, and that’s about the lowest fidelity you can get..
The other day I joined Spotify and thought my woes of trying to find a proper medium to enjoy late-stage Billy Joel had ended forever…
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Sometimes cooking can be a joy. The process of tricking the self-checkout into thinking your pine nuts are peanuts, sneaking a slice o..
How’s it going? Are you alive or dead? I know, you’re probably dead, which makes that an insensitive question—but if so..