Where “There” Might Be In Feist’s New Song “How Come You Never Go There?”
Canada
Wherever “there” is in, “Oh, do not go there!”
Home Depot
Your parents’ house
Talking about your guy friend who signs his postcards to you with XOXO
A parallel dimension
The cargo shorts section of Old Navy
Pulling the bladder out of the wine box and squeezing the last half-glassful straight into your mouth
To the gym, fatass
Wherever it is that Meatloaf won’t go for love
– Jay Gabler, Dunstan McGill, Heidi Schatz, and Katie Sisneros