Talking Points on the New Arrested Development
1. Non-Linearity
Each episode of the this season of Arrested Development is a piece of a puzzle for a larger story that makes more and ..
How Long Your Car Alarm is Allowed to Go Off Before You Are Morally Worse than a Car Burglar
This is a sliding scale depending on how much your car is worth.
$50,000+: Ok, your car alarm can go off for awhile. I get it. Your..
Linguistic Reasons Why Pronouncing GIF with a Hard G is Just Fine
People who do not know anything about linguistics love to educate others on how incorrect their use of language is. “Your child is ‘do..
Things that Yahoo! Buying Tumblr Feels Like
-Your hot graphic designer friend who sometimes misappropriates Native American headdresses for fashion reasons saying she’s getting m..
Great Gatsby Tries Really Hard to Make An Ugly Story Pretty
When I got to the screening of Baz Luhrmann’s adaptation of The Great Gatsby, I had one of those moments where I realized I’d fallen out..
Why Magazines are Failing (Besides the Death of Print)
Let me start by saying that my opinion here is coming from a perspective that is 1/3 someone who has been behind closed doors at a magaz..
Our Friends at Philolzophy Talk Their New Book
What’s the process of translating a blog to a book like? What was hard? What was surprising?
C: It’s very fun for people like us who ..
Our Dream Cast for a Live-Action Version of “Doug”
Doug = Shia Labeouf
Patty Mayonnaise = Carey Mulligan
Roger = Chris Owen
Judy = Emma Stone
Why Is Reading a Virtue But Watching TV Shows is “Lazy?”
I grew up in a fairly non-traditional family when it comes to media consumption. For example, my parents did not go to great lengths to ..
Understanding People Who Like Bloody Maries
Do you think bloody maries are disgusting because they are salty, bitter and strange? You’re not alone. Lots of people hate bloody maries…
“Millennials Are Poor Schlubs Living On Breast Milk (Still?),” Says Underpaid Boomer Columnist Who Doesn’t Like Twitter
I have read all the articles and I have these requests:
• Stop talking about how my generation is pathetic because some of us live ..
More Substance Abuse References Justin Timberlake Can Use to Flatter Jessica Biel
Girl, you’re like Skinny Girl margarita mix. Bitches on reality TV get so jealous of your jelly they want to put you in a blender.
Yo..