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How to Know if It's Time to Move Your Vault Full of Cash
You have a vault full of cash, and you’ve had it for a long time. You also put a toothbrush and a minibar size bottle of Smirnoff Raspbe..
An Imagined Dialogue with a Critical Thinker, Regarding Problems with My End of the World Piece
CT: Becky, Treatsa Pizzas don’t exist anymore.
Me: Well, for the last week of EARTH, I think Dairy Queen would bring them back.
CT: Bu..
Things I would realistically end up doing if I knew it were the last week of planet earth
I know I’m supposed to say I would have sex with the closest stranger I could find that resembled Johnny Depp, or shoot a bunch of her..
Creepy Video of the Day
Is it new? Is it old? Is it postmodern? By Ashleigh Nankivell, it won first place in some internet contest of the internets.
We wanted to call this blog The Impregnated Fortress
But we’re still looking for a name.