You have a vault full of cash, and you’ve had it for a long time. You also put a toothbrush and a minibar size bottle of Smirnoff Raspbe..
I know I’m supposed to say I would have sex with the closest stranger I could find that resembled Johnny Depp, or shoot a bunch of her..
Is it new? Is it old? Is it postmodern? By Ashleigh Nankivell, it won first place in some internet contest of the internets.
But we’re still looking for a name.