Sad Face: Pay attention to me.
Sad Face with hand-drawn sad faces: Why don’t you love me/Snapchat me back?
Mirror Pic: I’m ..
Welcome to the Errordome
Bang a Gong (Throw a Bong)
Fear of a Planet Tan
Bitches Can’t Shit (When They’re Livi..
Pussy: When Cats See Too Much
Porcelain: Accomplishments, High Scores and Mental Breakdowns on the Toilet
Why are you all starin..
I was recently asked what my spirit animal is, to which I replied, “cat.” This is mostly true because I like sleeping and stretching a..
Hey, Taylor Swift. Not the real Taylor Swift, but the giant face on my pizza box. You just got delivered to my door, and I can’t wait ..
To whine about hourly:
How tired you are
How cold you are
How bad your hair looks
How bad you smell
How nice your bed would be ..
- Approach your lifeguard* from the front while simultaneously scoping out the scene for safety and places to comfortably make love.
For my science project, I tested on to see if would .
Hypothesis: will stunt the growth of .
Memes on mudflaps
Bud Light Platinum, straight up with two olives
Mariachi pontoon parties
Jamba Juice with A..
Outcome: I went to every baseball game my crush played, and he had no idea how extensive my knowledge was of his statistics…
I saw that new Nicholas Sparks movie last night after drooling over the trailer for about a month. If you’re unaware of it, it’s call..
Braids that aren’t overtly kinky
Doesn’t care about “still being me” when forced into killing battle
Probably has so..