Memes on mudflaps

Bud Light Platinum, straight up with two olives

Peen coozies

Mariachi pontoon parties

Jamba Juice with Adderall boost

Jundies (jean undies)

Doing it on the median

Robot butlers

Wearing a Selena Gomez mask

Instagram porn

Dissing music festival lineups

Barack Obama’s ass

Mitt Romney’s a$$

Lucky Boo feet

Skipping the beach to lay out and tan by the water element in your parents’ backyard, drinking their booze and letting your mom bring you nachos

– Jay Boller, Jay Gabler, Becky Lang, Kelsey McDonough, Dunstan McGill, and Heidi Thomasoni