Horses
“Why are we sleeping in a tent in the barn?”
“Give those here.”
“What?”
“The Oreos. Give them here.”
“Here you go, you fre..
In Response to the 2/5ths-Assed Bio The Tangential Wrote For Me
Dear Tangential, I’m sorry I didn’t submit a bio.
So I see that I now have a half-assed bio (that may be too generous, 2/5ths assed..
Living in Dinkytown vs. Uptown – The Pros and Cons
Dinkytown
Pros
McDonald’s and Mesa Pizza guarantee 5-star people watching after 2 a.m.
The Library Bar has surprisingly good taco..
Types of kids at a dance recital
The Pro. “I’m only seven years old, but as you can see from my effortless technique and perfect smile, I’ve been practicing jazz dance f..
What It Means to Have 1, 2, 3, 4, or 5 Roommates
1 roommate: You grow to have an embarrassing TV watching ritual together. There is one show that you figure you must be the only two p..
Buying Cigarettes For the First Time at Age 24
I don’t smoke. I can’t. When I was seven my family and I were moving into a new house in the town I grew up in and the water was turne..
The 1990s Project: DJ Shadow’s “Endtroducing…..”
Since I waded in the shallows of Wilson Phillips and Michael Bolton for my last post in this series, I thought that for this one I’d b..
Why We Love GIFs – Warning: NSFW, May Cause Seizures
I found this GIF on Tumblr one day and after staring at it for awhile, I realized it was a Super GIF – the kind that epitomizes everyt..
Awkward Moments to Expect When You’re Getting Your Ass Waxed
To take you to the beginning of my first (but not last) Brazilian wax experience, I was getting it on with my boyfriend, and, embarras..
Eleven things you learn from owning your first car
1. Owning a car makes you feel like you’re finally a real person. You can just go to places whenever you feel like it. You don’t need ..
Overheard: Questions an Elderly Woman Asked at an Indian Food Buffet
1. Do you have a senior discount?
2. Why not?
3. What about smaller portions?
4. You think I can eat as much as that young gentlema..
Why Apple Stores Are Like Space Ships, and Why I’m Afraid of Both of Them
I have an iPhone, which remains super glued to my hand roughly twenty out of the twenty-four hours in a day. And like any good urban t..