1. Do you have a senior discount?
2. Why not?
3. What about smaller portions?
4. You think I can eat as much as that young gentleman over there?
5. I know it’s a buffet, but I can’t be charged for a smaller portion?
6. How much is a salad?
7. Does it come with ranch dressing?
8. How much is this buffet, anyway?
9. I’m going to need wine. Do you have white?
10. Don’t you think this glass of wine is a little small?
11. What kind of restaurant doesn’t have a senior discount?

– Jason Zabel