dunstan mcgill
Where “There” Might Be In Feist’s New Song “How Come You Never Go There?”
Canada
Wherever “there” is in, “Oh, do not go there!”
Home Depot
Your parents’ house
Talking about your guy friend who sig..
What Obsolete Tech Products Would Be Like in Bed
Palm Pilot: All raring to go, got the sheets pulled off the bed, the lights off, scenty candles lit, early Justin Timberlake on the CD pla..
Actual College Essays I’ve Had to Read, and Grade
“I’d rather be”s I want to see on the back of a sedan, but probably never will
I’d rather be spearing a musk oxen.
I’d rather be dating Levi Johnston.
I’d rather be humping a mailbox.
I’d rather be prosecutin..
What They’ll Say About Me at My Eulogy If They Examine My Laptop
Dunstan had a love of self-portraits. There are approximately 1,484 pictures of myself on my computer thanks to “Photo Booth.” If I have e..
Sexting, According to a Neurotic Beginner
The other night I received a random text message from a girl I haven’t seen in years who simply wrote: “Just so you know, I think you are ..
Things That Seem Great in Theory But Probably Wouldn’t Actually Be All That Great in Reality
The GoGirl.
Working at a place that plays 80s soft rock hits all day.
Holing up in a cabin for a month to write a novel.
Dati..
Confessions of a Presidential Fitness Test Underachiever
I was talking to some former fat kids the other day, sharing horror stories about the Presidential Fitness Test in elementary school. Ev..
How to Spot a Goatfucker
One of the biggest surprises upon moving to the city was that people thought it would be odd that I would know how to spot a goatfucker…
5 Lies Songwriters Use to Get Unsuspecting Fans To Sleep With Them
1. This song was inspired by you/ex-girlfriend/national tragedy. Ok, so there are lone exceptions (Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young writi..
How to Read the Secret Sexual Codes Coming from That Person Sitting by You at Starbucks
-“Is this seat taken?”: You want me to know that you respect my space, and should whatever happens here between us today—what ever cra..
10 Best Things About Having a U.S. Military Veteran For a Roommate
1. He’ll buy you shots of tequila, no questions asked, nor requests made. This is because he has a wad of money in his pocket thanks t..