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5 Things Mom Does to Make You Feel Insecure as a Man
1. When Buying a Nut Cup
It’s the 7th grade, and you just realized that the guys who bring their father’s porn on the bus aren’t j..
5 Other Things Guys Who Get Hunter S. Thompson-Themed Tattoos Do
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How to Properly Jack Off a Horse
1. You’ll want to find a horse first. Ideally one with a beautiful chestnut or palomino coat. Any genre, too. I prefer Clydesdales, bu..
How to tell a real Prince personal anecdote from a fake one
As many of you know, Prince is Minnesotan. So sometimes he releases a bizarre Vikings tribute song, sometimes he bumps into you in lin..
Four Types of Students at For-Profit Technical Colleges
Sarcon the Born-Again Schizoid/Graphic Designer: Hey I’m Sarcon! My momma gave me this name because it means “One Who Won’t Ever Finis..
My sex fantasies about five hosts on 89.3 The Current
Jill Reilly: We lock eyes at a Saturday morning vinyl record garage sale in South Minneapolis. She’s looking for limited issue Smiths…
I’m Terrified of Walking in on My Roommate Masturbating
He’s been in there watching Twin Peaks for about 4 hours now, and Lynch throws way too many buxom bombshells on the screen for him not..
7 Reasons That Indie Band Has a Girl Playing Accordion
1. The band has run out of ideas for her. Outside of asking her to wear a leotard and hump a monitor (see Lykke Li), they have exh..
5 Ways to Use the Internet to See if Your High School Best Friend is Now a Street Preacher
Your completely normal high school best friend’s online presence used to consist of photos of him kayaking or posing with members of T..
Writers
Becky Lang, Creator
is a creative (copywriter) at Zeus Jones, a former entertainment editor and a fan of witty TV shows with a strong fe..
Best/Realest Tweets of the Week, 8/14-8/20/2011
– Compiled by @JayGabler