Sexts from the Sea is a compilation that brings together our favorite humor posts from the first five years of our blog. It includes such ..
The Eagles, 1978
I don’t know what it’s like to date models. I don’t know what it’s like to live in California in the 1970s and play ..
Boff Whalley—vocals, guitar, ukulele and clarinet. Forming the anarchist pop act Chumbawamba from his former band Chimp Eats Banana, W..
Last night, I attended a rural, Midwestern Oktoberfest being headlined by that rose-wielding Saxon, Bret Michaels. Old men accosted ou..
1. How serious was it? Did they share a Facebook profile pic? Had a pet been purchased as a mutual child? Did he cry when you revealed..
I’ve been where you are. Enjoying the night. Letting the smoothness of the jam band on stage sink into you. The bouncing bass. The sil..
She Reads You Her Text Message History. All girls are protective of their iPhones. It’s a gender thing, not a her thing. So she slams do..
The worst possible thing that could happen to poetry has just happened again: a presidential inauguration.
Poetic rabble-rousers such a..
When my Grandma died last month my relatives—the ones who had gathered by her bedside—said they saw a ghost. “It was more like a bright ..
If being frozen in time as the auteurs of a dangerously-bland style of heavy metal in the mid- to late 198..
It started when I tried hooking up with some hot babes on a missionary trip. I wanted to go and help the indigent in Chicago, but when t..
We still strip people naked and strap them to chairs. Okay, so maybe the royal “we” here is too loosely applied. By “we” I mean police..