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How to Meet Jeff Timmons of 98 Degrees
First, make certain through cronyism that the yet-undiscovered buzzband of which you’re a member is playing a large public park in a r..
Some Hard Truths About Babies
Babies tend to be cute and short, but often they just sort of giggle and grab at invisible shapes in the air with their squishy, fatty-p..
People in the Looming Minnesota State Government Shutdown, as Played by Characters in a McDonald’s Happy Meal
Grimace, as Governor Dayton – His voice is garbly, he has a mysterious, convoluted past that no one wants to talk about, and he looks ..
Top Worst Things I’ve Had to Do as a Stutterer
1. Say my name in an interview. Kids who stutter generally have problems when the following meet up: nervousness and consonants. M..
Creative Ways to Hint at Someone that You’re Going to Murder Them
Walk up to them and just start measuring their limbs and torso with a tape measure. When they ask what the hell you’re doing, just ans..
A First-Timer’s Guide to Cabela’s
Cabela’s is a monolithic hunting superstore where humans can go to stock up on weapons, supplies, and other paraphernalia in the war o..
Misconceptions About the Woods Thanks to Bon Iver’s New Video
1. The forest is a good place for weddings. It’s difficult enough picking out clothing for “theme” weddings anymore, but now it’s ..
What Small Town Hipsters Wear to Music Festivals
1. Pink spaghetti strap. Light denim jeans rolled up. Sensible walking sandals. Missed it? She’s not wearing CROCs. Being a small ..
Father’s Day Gifts to Make Your Dad Confused About The Current State of Culture
Lil B’s “I’m Gay”
Bacon soap
Steve-O’s memoir
Macho Dolls
A new vinyl record by a band whose members are all teenagers
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Books You Can Openly Admit You Didn’t Finish and Still Sound Snooty
Ulysses/Finnegan’s Wake (James Joyce)—Every English major has been in a class where this joke has been made, so it’s only natural to sta..
Tapes n’ Tapes and the Kiss-Ass Local Press
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If Writers at The Tangential Were Given Small But Still IMDB-Listed Roles in “Green Lantern”
Sarah Heuer: Partygoer / Survivor
Becky Lang: President of the USA
Dunstan McGill: College Custodian / Limo Driver / Pedestrian
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