Katie Sisneros
TagWhat Reading Game of Thrones Does to Your Everyday Life
All blondes are now the worst ever. Thanks to the Lannister clan of soulless tow-headed fuckwads, your already precarious opinion of t..
Know Your Fucking History: Columbus and the Flat Earth Myth
You’d have to be a Dummy McDunceFace to not already know that Christopher Columbus wasn’t all he’s cracked up to be. No, he didn’t “di..
Things Everyone Thinks They’re the First One to Tell You
“You’ve kissed the Blarney Stone? People have peed on that, you know.”
“Your cat sheds all over the place.”
“The keg’s empty.”
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Being Roommates with 2012 US Olympic Team Athletes
Ryan Lochte doesn’t just not remember to put the toilet seat back down, he actively refuses to do so. He tells you it’s a patience tra..
Today is the First Day of the Rest of Your Goddamn Life
Wake up, damn you! It’s seven a.m., the sun is up, the birds are singing, you’re looking mighty fine for an early Friday morning, exce..
Excerpts from Batman’s Failed Poetry Blog
Cowl
It may look like rubber to you
Like pointy little bat ears
Like it’s hard to turn my neck.
To me it’s more than a ma..
Know Your Fucking History: The Forbidden Fruit
Baby, back up offa dat fruit. And get down from the tree; you’re a baby. You’ll fall and break your floppy skull.
In today’s install..
Celebrity College Analogies
“It might also help to show, over time, that the supposed superiority of an Ivy League education is highly over-rated. In time, people wo..
Comprehensive List of Blog Posts Not Yet Written About Girls
The lesson of Girls: How to get your sleeping boyfriend’s leg off your naked body without flashing your vajeen at the camera in the ce..
If Marketplace Tech Report’s John Moe Narrated My Life
This is the Katie’s Mundane Day Report, I’m John Moe. Wait, why don’t we just call it the Katie’s Mundayne Report? Because that would ..
Open Letter to the Up-and-Coming Trivia Team that Keeps Beating Us
Hey, Dudes (what, nobody to rep the lady-types?),
I’ve heard you’re supposed to sandwich a criticism in between two compliments, so..
Things we’re genuinely curious as to whether, and under what circumstances, people have ever been stabbed to death with
Giant novelty scissors for a ribbon-cutting ceremony
The stem of a plant-watering glass bulb
Any of the knives we currently own
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