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To have no willpower is to say to yourself, “Self, don’t do that thing I know you’re thinking about doing.” And then yourself goes, “S..
Un-shot the tycoon (Dallas)
Brain-damaged the teen (Skins)
Replaced the Becky (Roseanne)
Married the brother (90210)
– You got overzealous about exiting your bedroom and didn’t open the door wide enough before trying to walk out, and thus smacked your..
So you’re not expecting! Congratulations! Unless you wish you were expecting and either haven’t yet succeeded or physically cannot, in..
Pee-Wee Herman’s short-lived comeback
Oxford English Dictionary naming “GIF” word of..
1. Put on some shoes. These shoes should have laces, but there aren’t really any other necessary traits for the shoes to have in order..
You there! Stop poste haste! Thine pornstache is in most poor taste, forsooth!
The mythos surrounding Guy Fawkes has gotten so dilut..
I do not care about your new baby. I do not care about your pirate themed wedding. I do not care about your latest trip to the farmer’..
1. I’m 80% certain there’s a family of small birds nesting between my air conditioning unit and the window frame. What? Oh, no no no. ..
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